What does your favorite player on The FC say about you?

Rachel Lincoln

Beyond the hairstyle and on-field heroics, our favorite players often hold a special place in our hearts. Whether it's their style of play, leadership qualities, or their incredibly dramatic post-match pizza deliveries , the players we admire on FC Cincinnati can reveal the deepest and darkest insights into our own personalities. Uncover the utterly shocking connections between your preferences and the character traits you admire in your favorite players.

If Lucho Acosta is your favorite player, you're either a new fan and he's the first name you heard, or you're a type a person who needs a routine and consistency. We all love him, he's everyone's mvp on the pitch and in your hearts, but it's a basic choice.

If Nick Hagglund is your favorite player, you're a born and raised cincinnatian. Skyline chili pulses through your veins, and reds opening day is a national holiday.

If Matt Miazga is your favorite player, you're probably a middle child or a felon. Likely both. You're a chaos gremlin and will defend him through every "bullshit" call, even when he's launching opposing players over his back.

If Brandon Vazquez is your favorite player, You probably fell in love with the all star boy from the 2022 season have stuck with it.

If Junior Moreno is your favorite player, you're a lover not a fighter. You're always there to pick someone up and help them get back on their feet, and you're probably the mom of your friend group. You are always down to smooch the homies.

If Ray Gaddis is your favorite player, you're probably a suburban Christian mother. You're not here for all the drama. You want to see a good clean friendly game.

If Alvaro Barreal is your favorite player, you're young and probably have good style. You're the quiet mysterious type, and you're definitely a trendsetter.

If Yerson Mosquera is your favorite player, you're probably the getaway driver for the person whose favorite player is Matt Miazga. You were definitely a drama queen as a child, and probably were never told no. This is your world, everyone else is just living in it.

If Roman Celentano is your favorite player, you're a good simple midwesterner. You love your ranch, use "ope" too frequently, linger at the front door for 20 minutes during goodbyes, and only shop at Kroger.

If Marco Angulo is your favorite player, you enjoy the simple things, but still like to have fun. You're always ready to dance, sing, and crack jokes, but you're equally happy taking a Sunday drive with your frappuccino.

If Sergio Santos is your favorite player you are a creative person. You've got style and you like to express yourself through your outfits and hairstyles.

If Santi Arias is your favorite player you are a happy optimistic person. You like to smile, laugh, and have fun; you also don't take shit from anybody. If someone wrongs you, well they better watch their back.

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