The Queen City War Pigs are the oldest FC Cincinnati Supporters Group. Chief War Pig, one of their more prominent members, has graciously decided to contribute to the Post with a roughly weekly column calling out the bullshit they find on and off the field.

The captain of the pirate ship. But like, a captain that hasn't raided a coastal town in a long while now. And the crew is getting fed up of eating stale biscuits. Whispers of a mutiny abound on board. Though, nobody else wants the job either. So here we are. He also co-hosts the podcast.

Tracking down the latest player news and rumors for The Post; Mr Meme has been the go to voice for FC Cincinnati fans during the off-season and beyond. Nationally renowned memes and the inside information you can't live without.

Bringing you the beautiful view from section 219, Knifey Lion Radio host Jonah Colina brings fans his unique takes on their favorite team.  No topic is too taboo for the calming takes of a formerly bank sponsored podcast provocateur.

Soccer philosopher and cultural critique-er. Mr Das is a music genius and wizard behind FC Cincinnati fandom's curtain. You know that thing that makes FCC's fan base unique? That was probably this guy's doing.

J̶e̶f̶f̶ ̶R̶u̶e̶t̶e̶r̶ Grayson Chalmers is a staff writer for ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶A̶t̶h̶l̶e̶t̶i̶c̶ The Post who covers soccer. He began covering ̶M̶i̶n̶n̶e̶s̶o̶t̶a̶ ̶U̶n̶i̶t̶e̶d̶ Cincy Saints during their days in the ̶N̶A̶S̶L̶ NPSL and his work has not appeared in the Guardian, ESPN FC, Sky Sports, and FourFourTwo USA. His, nonexistent cover story for Howler Magazine was not a Best American Sports Writing 2019 notable honoree.

Web design extraordinaire. HTML? He knows it. CSS? He breathes it. Wordart? This man knows his way around three dimensional rainbow letters. He’s still pissed we moved to SqaureSpace

Frankly, there was no other designer out there that could be trusted with the historic and prestigious brand that The Post carries. Springsteen brings jello making abilities to a field that lacks the sugar and gelatin to get it done.

An honest to god writer!? Someone who will actually write for this website? Damon is someone who has actually been a journalist before The Post, and will probably be a journalist after The Post, assuming we don’t break him.

Who’s the admin? It’s Shawn. But it’s also sometimes Jonah. Sometimes The Chief. Kevin has been known to tweet. But generally it’s Shawn. If you’re mad at a post, it was Shawn.